Friday, May 19, 2023

Xercie's wiggly tale

The age of literature...

 

What now?

 

Oh, hi Jean.

 

Hi, hi, what's all the noise about?

Oh, I was just starting a new essay. You’re rather sensitive to fluctuations in the field, Jean.

 

Well, the way you keep sticking your oar in it, I can hardly avoid being deafened.

 

Wait a minute – you mean to say that just starting an essay on the demise of literature is causing deafening fluctuations in the field.

 

Just starting an essay?!

 

Well I only wrote the first four words.

 

But what about all the rest?

 

I haven't written it yet.

 

No, but you're going to, aren't you.

 

Difficult to say. I don't see how I can with you butting in like this.

 

Butting in? Damn cheek, Stan. It's like living in a house under construction, hammering and drilling at all hours for weeks now, I’ve lost count.

 

It's just an essay, Jean. There must be some kind of mistake.

 

Look in the mirror Stan. It's all around you.

 

What is?

 

Your “essay”.

 

It is?

 

Look! Quit playing dumb.

 

Grumbling, Stan gets up from behind his desk, shuffles over to peer into a heavy old gilt-framed mirror on the wall opposite and observes a cloud around himself, doing its best to pass unnoticed.

 

Hullo! Where did you come from? he asks diffidently, trying to appear unsurprised. The cloud, likewise, does its utmost to appear relaxed and no-big-deal about all this, but something in the electro-magnetics of the room – did I say electro-magnetics? – perhaps that should have been ecto-plasmatics, but we’re at the limits of syntax so bear with me dear reader – the quantum field really doesn’t like being tied down linguistically, does it, and will generally pull the rug out from under the feet of anyone trying to loosen its grip on indeterminacy – lost thread – reveals a high-sigma episode is fast brewing.

 

Well, what do you have to say for yourself, Stan?

 

So what if there's a cloud? Correlation ain’t causation, is it.


Me thinks you've failed to assess the up and downstream effect of your innocuous little cloud.

 

Oh, so now I'm supposed to worry about the past and future and become a time voyeur, for what? To satisfy some whim of yours? Can you just let go of this obsession and leave me to write my essay unmolested?

 

As long as you agree not to turn us all into primordial slime.

Primordial slime! Have you lost your mind? No one’s turning anyone into anything, still less primordial slime! I was merely quietly set on writing about the end of literature.

 

Precisely. Didn't bother to log in and clear it with g-nomeportal’s magisterial council, did you?

 

What kind of nonsense is this? Magisterial Council – like there's an arm of g-nomeportal responsible for censoring members’ literary output?!

 

Stan, you know perfectly well that at the quantum level 0=1.

 

So they say.

 

That all things are connected in ways both conceivable and, no less, inconceivable.

 

Blah blah. It's never got in the way of a good essay before, has it Jean.

 

The never before fallacy ain't gonna hold water when you are dragged before the Magisterium.

 

What Magesterium are you on about Jean? Honestly, I don't know why they ever bothered admitting women to g-nomeportal.  Your Magisterial Council is just a bunch of duffers in tweed jackets who meet from time to time of a full moon to discuss the stability of field linguistics, concerned with the preservation of some kind of harmonious relationship between sense and meaning, if you care to know. 

 

Yes Stan. But ever since women were admitted you may have noticed an uptick in the number of outliers, what others refer to as glitches in the matrix. Mean reversion, perchance?

 

Precisely. It should never have happened, I was always opposed – they're bad luck on a ship and what is g-nomeportal if not an interdimensional craft. Bringing the moon into a solar chamber is asking for disaster, innit.

 

And yet you yourself know that the Xercie cycles have to be maintained, at all costs, otherwise the fabric of reality can demagnetise and unravel in a flash of time inversion.

 

Well don’t blame me if everything now goes to hell in a handbasket. Reality is bleeding zeros as we approach the Xercie point of equilibrium.

 

That's precisely what you need to consider.

 

It’s an essay I'm writing. Nothing more.

 

Tell that to the quantum cloud you’ve activated.

 

Look, it’s a fact that if the Xercie cycles require life on earth to revert back to green slime next week, then it's going to happen, and my essay is neither here nor there. You can’t have your cake and eat it, Jean. Either these cycles are for real or they aren’t.

 

Why do you insist on over-simplifying things, Stan? It’s not a case of either or, as well you know.

 

I know what you're really doing, Jean. I’d like to congratulate you. I’m now definitely ready to write my essay whereas prior to this I wasn’t committed, not by a long stretch.

 

What are you on about Stan? That’s the very opposite of what I had in mind.

 

Ah, the double, the treble bluff, the feint within a feint. Jean, you’re a genius.

 

I assure you...

 

But before Jean can say another word the cloud around Stan flashes and he now finds himself seated comfortably at a table in the writing room at g-nomeportal, quill in hand writing the essay that brought the age of literature to a sudden and spectacular close in the tumultuous age of reality we referred to as modern Earth.

 

 

Outtakes

 

So what do you have against literature, anyway?

 

Nothing whatsoever. I love it, in fact.

 

Then how could you write such a thing?

 

Xercie cycles - haven't we already discussed all this.

 

But surely literature can survive in different cycle phases?

 

Duh!

 

I don't see why not.

 

You don't see what you don't want to see, Jean. You want to preserve the world you know and love. Don't we all?

 

You evidently don’t.

 

Because reality morphs into the next phase, and what was literature in modern Earth has to release the magicks it’s been holding hostage all this while.

 

Huh?

 

And they’ll bring forth fruits and progeny in the next phase which moves us forward into the new now, the next iteration of Is.

 

But why can't we have literature. It's harmless. It's beautiful.

 

0=1 It may be harmless but it’s a sign of the times. If people give all their attention, or much of it, to literature - this indicates that they're disconnected from the field, and ensures they won't reconnect because they’ll continue gaily to imagine literature is just literature.

 

Er... What else would it be?

 

Good question Jean. Anything you do in reality is a way of tying up your attention, locking you into a particular way of perceiving reality, a particular paradigm.

 

But I still don’t see what's so bad about stories.

 

Bad? No one ever said it’s bad. On the contrary, it can be wonderful, but the energies of literature, its gluons if you like, format reality in a particular way. In other words, it’s like computer code because, believe it or not, we happen to be magical beings. Everything you think, say and do affects everything else, believe it or not, i.e., 0=1.

 

So you reckon the world is the way it is because of people writing and reading stories?

 

No, I don't think it.

 

Then what?

 

I know it.  Stories are an integral component, but I never said they were causal. The relationship is more ambiguous. It's chicken and egg. When you start to feel the significance, the power of words or thoughts you automatically start using them differently.

 

How?

 

In a way that enhances, transforms your reality.

 

You do?

 

Yes.

 

Like prayers?

 

Yes, kinda. But also like poetry, or some poetry at least.

 

For example?

 

John Keats, Ode to a nightingale. 

 

How?

 

Read it. Decide for yourself.

 

Any pointers?

 

You want me to spoil the fun of figuring it out.

 

Just a pointer.

 

A thing of beauty is a joy for ever...

 

Er... Ok. So, you think we can actually transform our reality using words or thoughts?

 

No, I don't think.

 

You know.

 

Absolutely.

 

But it all seems so improbable.

 

True. Reality is sticky.

 

Huh?

 

Sticky. It resists change until the new paradigm is ready to emerge like a 9 month old foetus from the womb, small yet fully formed.

 

But if I can’t get my head around it? 

 

It has nothing to do with your head.

 

Huh?

 

The head is the least of your faculties.

 

Come on, we are men of reason! For the last 400 years since the age of enlightenment people have been touting the great significance of that.

 

And rightly so.

 

Contradiction?

 

To help establish the paradigm of reason and rationality, and to do so they had to overlook everything else, wilfully.

 

And now the age of Reason is at an end too you’re saying?

 

No, we’re still going to use our reason within the new paradigm, and yet the brain I repeat is the least of our faculties.

 

I find that hard to believe.

 

Yes.

 

So did Shakespeare –

What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how

infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and

admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like

a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals—and yet,

to me, what is this quintessence of dust?

 

Excellent. One of my favourites.

 

But completely contradicting what you're saying.

 

Yes, so it would appear.

 

And yet?

 

And yet, first and foremost we are children learning to be masters of reality. We transcend any epoch and rediscover ourselves in the next. Reason is a vital part of our skill box and we’re certainly not going to discard it in any hurry, but being blindly attached to it and failing to appreciate that we are infinitely more than the thinking me would prevent us from evolving into the next phase, the next iteration of our reality.

 

So you say.

 

Ultimately, actions speak louder than words. I have just written and published an essay entitled “the end of literature”, uncapitalised.

 

Huh? How could you? You been busy talking to me all this time.

 

So it would seem, but like I said, the rational mind is greatly over-valued. It only sees what it means to see.

 

You mean to say...

 

You were always watching the ball, but the ball was my decoy. I was dancing and weaving in and out of time, even as we spoke.

You never.

 

And all you observed was a strange cloud around me.

 

So I’m too late?

 

Oh, I wouldn’t say that. You were integral to me getting it done which was, paradoxically, always the plan.

 

How can you say that when you know it’s the opposite?

 

Literature, dear Jean, works both ways.

 

It does?

 

Naturally. You can't give a class of people, the so-called writers, carte blanche to say whatever they like, and deny others the same right.

 

Can't you? They’re not trying to deceive anyone.

 

Nor am I.

 

No? You just...

 

0=1. Only the limited part of your mind which insists it is a rational creature and nothing more could possibly be deceived. The rest of you fully part of, or integrated with the Field knew this to be a load of...

 

No, no, no. Quit denying my sense of reality.

 

Okey. Your reality can take care if itself. I vacated it long ago.

 

What on Earth’s that supposed to mean? Jean inquires as Stan swivels through 180° and appears to be sucked into a bubble. In his place is a rather elegant piece of parchment with the essay title: The end of literature emblazoned at the top.

 

Jean does everything imaginable, everything possible not to read what is before her, yet to no avail. Her eyes are drawn into the text and as she reads she knows without a doubt, she feels, she simply knows that she is somehow activating, in some way writing the essay herself, absurd though that may seem.

 

It's not that literature has failed in any way.

It’s not that we have rejected it.

It’s not, but the world seems to be abuzz,

Unwinding itself and suddenly unflattening,

Suddenly discovering depth so that the page

Is now a stage, and all of us men and women merely players;

With our exits and our entrances;

And one man in his time plays many parts,

His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,

Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms;

And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel

And shining morning face, creeping like snail

Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,

Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad

Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier,

Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,

Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,

Seeking the bubble reputation

Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then the justice,

In fair round belly with good capon lin’d,

With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,

Full of wise saws and modern instances;

And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts

Into the lean and slipper’d pantaloon,

With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;

His youthful hose, well sav’d, a world too wide

For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,

Turning again toward childish treble, pipes

And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,

That ends this strange eventful history,

Is second childishness and mere oblivion;

Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything...

 

So how can we possibly hide behind the flatness of words on a sheet, when we know without a shadow of doubt that we are disrupting the Field whenever we deny or ignore the totality...

 

Er, Jean, what totality? You were sent to prevent Stan from publishing his blasphemous text and seem to have become a proponent yourself of his blasphemy.

 

Ah, Master Trefillys Scrub – I didn't notice you coming in.

Naturally. I move silently as a Master of the 33rd degree.

 

But the fabric of reality, Master Trefillys, is apparently in safe hands.

 

I fail to see how you can be so bold as to assume you are competent to judge this matter.

 

Most certainly I’m not, yet it appears that literature is now, only now coming into its own.

 

I…

 

That the age of literature was merely a precursor to the age of Mandelbrot’s set, in which reality rediscovers infinity, and in doing so, utilises all those many, many words from the preceding age as almost limitless fuel for our journey back towards infinity.

 

Miss Jean Templeton, you are hereby stripped of all rank and status, cast out of g-nomeportal’s haven of rational Field administration, left to the tender mercies of the Xircie abomination, so help you God.

 

Suddenly, a rather splendid beetle flies straight towards Jean and knocking her, spins her through 180° with a sudden break in the transcript, as Jean flips out of one, into the zero side of narrative, where g-nomeportal’s 0=1 committee awaits her with a fatted calf, and the highly coveted welcome back from flatality green dolphin award.

 

No Merry, Zie is not to the best of my knowledge...

 

A tantalising glimpse beyond the veil of words incorporated before the Field reverts to flatness once again.


 

0=1
totally, or thereabouts

 

 

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