Wednesday, December 19, 2018

life hack - ethering

Ok guys - time is short so maximum attention please.

Dude - you're asking too much. Mood - we have to build mood before we can make a move.

Dude - I feel you totally - here - let me demonstrate instead.

Demonstrate - like what?

Don't even try to guess - just let me...

Where the h... did he go?

I'm here - etherly.

Huh? What the h...'s that meant to mean?

No matter, no matter. Do you feel me yet?

...uh

I'm ethering you.

You are? I'm not sure I... hey... that feels ni.. What the h... How are you doing that?

Doing what?

Whatever you're doing. It's like I'm taking a warm bath - kind of internal massage. And where the h... are you - I can only hear your voice.

Actually, you can't even hear that - you're imagining it's my voice.

I think I know when I'm hearing someone talking to me.

Absolutely. Of course you do - but that ain't my voice as I'm not actually using the body right now.

Come on man, pull the other one.

Do you actually see me anywhere?

No, but that's just a kind of trick, isn't it? I couldn't hear you if you weren't actually here - hiding somewhere - or you've hypnotised me so I can't see you even though you're right next to me.

What if in all honesty I'm not actually in-body right now?

That would be impossible, wouldn't it. You'd be dead.

Would be, unless I'd figured out how to ether.

And?

Well the proof is empirical, innit.

Yeah - but I'm not sure I can trust my senses - they're so easily deceived.

Well, why not experiment yourself.

Er... Ok. How?

Well the ether isn't the air you breathe - in fact - there really isn't any air or breath when we start ethering.

Then what? There's got to be something, hasn't there?

Yep. Something there is - as Yoda might say - but not air or breath.

Then wh..

Ethering unmatters things - so - for example, ethering you I become invisible to you - you become invisible to me.

I do?

Yeah - more or less.

Then how can we hear each other?

Hearing was never really a product of speech.

You could have fooled me.

Yeah - we tend to fool ourselves - but in all seriousness, hearing's always been telepathy masquerading as speech recognition.

It has?

Yep, and breath has always really been, similarly, ether-concealment.

It has?

Yep. We were never really breathing - you know. That was our little kind of matrix joke. Of course - we had to be breathing if the world is real and things are things, but in actual fact...

Wait...

In actual fact we never really left home base. We've done an amazing job creating the ultimate thing experience - thinging ourselves like there's no tomorrow, practically thinging one another to death.

Er...

So ethering - let's cut to the chase.

Er...

I switch to ether breath. There is no air as such. There is no you. There is no me. There is a breath experience which flows back and forth between us - and i don't even bother trying to resolve what is what - I don't take sides - who am I to second guess infinity? I merely go with the flow - allowing the field to adjust accordingly.

And?

And Bob's your uncle. What a moment ago was inadmissible or impossible is now a simple, undeniable fact.

But - surely it can't be that easy?

Oh - it's easy as hell, once you know how.

As hell? I'm not sure I like your allusion.

Well, we were having one helluva time in 3D, weren't we? partly because we were breathing things discombobulately - as if we were separate from everything else - as if we were powerless to deal with things directly - as breath, energy or conscious-ness.

Er...

Which kinda sucks, if you ask me.

And you can - er - deal with stuff directly?

Breath can - evidently. Your shoulder - is it better now?

My shoulder - how did you...

I could feel it.

Now that you mention it - yes - it is! How - did you do that?

Not exactly. There was an uneasiness between us which the ether breath dealt with - it involved me letting go of or processing some ego sh.. Once that was done - the energetic obstruction behind your achy shoulder no longer exists.

Oh. But... doesn't that make you my benefactor?

In a minor way - but everyone gets to do little house clearing acts for one another - just to get the ball rolling - In fact I wasn't really doing you a favour - I was putting my own house in order - which as collateral benefit just happened to fix your shoulder.

So I just have to breathe differently? Not sure I can figure that one out.

Oh - it's a piece of cake. 0=1 it.

Huh?

Zero equals one it. Breathe whatever comes to mind - whatever's bothering you and quit holding onto the idea that you're separate from me or it or them or anything. Know that every breath already contains the solution - already touches whoever, whatever needs to be touched - and the less you push and shove, the less you allow anger or fear to over-compensate or get in the way, the easier it becomes to feel how everything is essentially, already taken care of.

Oh.

You're gonna feel another dimension opening up - as if you're able to be in different places at once - as if energetically your breath is a healing force that can and does change the world - immediately.

Immediately?

Absolutely.

Oh...

So what are you waiting for? The ether is your second skin - your natural element - you be an electro-magnetic field of conscious-ness - with amnesia. Now, you're beginning to remember what you're really capable of. So quit stalling. What are you waiting for?

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