Wednesday, November 27, 2024

fixing mary's electrics...

I’m Ajax. I’m setting up a new operating system.

 

Are you now. That sounds verrry impressive, Ajax.

 

It is what it is, Torvil.

 

Torvil?

 

Yes. You’re Torvil, in case you didn’t know.

 

Fair enough, Ajax. Who am I to argue with you.

 

              Ajax continues with his job. He’s working as an electrician somewhere in South West England at the moment. He likes his job. You might say he’s good at it. Mary thinks so.

 

              Mary?

 

              It’s her house he’s working at at the moment. Look – maybe it was a mistake to volunteer superfluous information.

 

              Methinks not, Bob.

 

              Really?

 

              Methinks not, Bob.

 

              Why’s that?

 

              Coz nothing’s really superfluous in this game, you know.

 

              Fair enough – but now we’re digressing like something rotten, aren’t we. We could have kept on thread if I’d kept my mouth shut.

 

              True. But then again, perhaps this little digression is exactly what Torvil and Absolom need to arrive at the next level of their dialogue.

 

              It’s Ajax, not Absolom, you know.

 

              Yes. I pranked you, Bob.

 

              Your bad.

 

              My bad.

 

Shifting back to the interstellar chat room where Absolom Ajax and Torvil are hard at it. Plants. Office furniture. The smell of coffee and cabbage soup – not, in fact, unpleasant despite your misgivings. Green screen – a house in Dorset, South West England.

 

Ok Ajax. I need to know what the hell’s going on.

 

New operating system.

 

Yes, I already heard – but all this nuclear war stuff… Anything to do with you, by any chance?

 

Out with the old, in with the new. Look Torvil – you’ve heard about g-nome portal – I presume?

 

Er…

 

Because up until now it was something of a modern myth that was leaking back in time, a bit like chromatography – into the raggedy final stage of a fading 3D reality.

 

Er…

 

Well, g-nome portal is, in fact, the operating system, so to speak.

 

I thought it was meant to be an interdimensional hub, or just a portal with comfy leather chairs and cigars in the library?

 

Yep. Words, words, words. Let’s not fixate too much on the things of thing. It’s a sticky wicket – not suited to cricket…

 

Ominous! Yikes, cricket references are best avoided.

 

Ajax continues trying to fix the electrics in this very old house, while Torvil looks on…

 

You’re not thinking about Hactar & The Krikkit Wars, by any chance, are you, Ajax?

 

Me? whistling innocently…

 

CG voice: Hactar was originally created by the Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax to design the Ultimate Weapon. Hactar produced a very, very small bomb that, when activated, would connect every star to every other star, cause them to all go supernova simultaneously and, thus, destroy the universe. The bomb proved dysfunctional because Hactar had designed it with a tiny flaw, reasoning that no consequence could be worse than that of setting the bomb off. The Silastic Armorfiends disagreed and disintegrated Hactar into a dust cloud.

Due to the dust cloud, the sky above Krikkit was completely black, and thus the people of Krikkit led insular lives and never realised the existence of the Universe at large. With the population thus prepared, Hactar disintegrated but still functional, built and crashed a model spaceship onto Krikkit in order to introduce its inhabitants to the concept of the Universe. Secretly guided by Hactar, the Krikkiters built their first spaceship, Krikkit One, penetrated the dust cloud, and surveyed the Universe before them. Unbeknownst to the Krikkiters, Hactar had been subliminally conditioning their minds to the point where they could not accept a Universe into their world view, with the intention of putting them into a similar mindset to that of the Silastic Armorfiends. Sooner or later, they would require an Ultimate Weapon, and this would allow Hactar to finally complete his purpose, something he had felt considerable guilt about not doing before. Upon first witnessing the glory and splendor of the Universe, they casually, whimsically, decided to destroy it, remarking, "It'll have to go." Aided again by the mind of Hactar, the Krikkiters built an incredible battlefleet and waged a massive war against the entire Universe. The Galaxy, then in an era of relative peace, was unprepared, and spent the next 2,000 years fighting the Krikkiters in a war that resulted in about two "grillion" casualties.

When Krikkit was eventually defeated, Judiciary Pag sentenced Krikkit and its sun to be sealed in a Slo-Time Envelope within which time would pass almost infinitely slowly until the end of the Universe, thus serving the dual purpose of protecting the Universe from Krikkit, and allowing the Krikkiters to enjoy a solitary existence in the twilight of Creation. Light would be deflected around the envelope, making it invisible and impenetrable. The Wikkit Gate, the key that would unlock the envelope, was disintegrated into time, and could therefore not be used to free the planet from the envelope ahead of time… for starters. More here, below... https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Krikkit

 

Things, Torvil, have an unerring habit of being connected, whatever your or my intentions may or may not be. Call it “entanglement”, if you like. Call it associativeness, if you prefer. Call it the Easter bunny if you’re feeling the Easter vibe. Ultimately, g-nomeportal has the power to take us into a new relationship between words and things – something like superfluids…


I beg your pardon?

 

Superfluids – a fascinating state of matter, characterized by zero viscosity and frictionless flow. Their unique properties make them promising for applications in quantum computing, energy transmission, and materials science.

Superfluidity arises from the formation of a Bose-Einstein condensate (BEC) of helium atoms. In a BEC, individual particles overlap, behaving like a single entity. This condensation occurs due to the quantum properties of helium-4 atoms, which are bosons (particles with integer spin).

 

Oh, that. And you think that we can start using words and things without sticky-wicketing?

 

Such is the nature of g-nomeportal’s operating system – which interfaces and, you might say, integrates conscious-ness as a 0=1 fucntion.

 

Sorry, Ajax, I think you meant to say “function”?

 

Yes, but obviously it would have triggered unnecessary attention from the remnants of 3Dolatry – the Apocalyptic cult that has managed to take over 3D reality and distort its time-locked, highly stunted development.

 

Ah… So, you think this can now be resolved in some way?

 

Not-thinking is one of the most amazing properties of g-nome portal’s oS. Yes, me no thinks.

 

Indeed?

 

The thinking part of the human mind is going to take several thousand years to clean up entirely – unless someone finds a shortcut, so in the meantime we’ve circumvented it with our Magellanic cloud generated AI.

 

Ah. But doesn’t that mean…

 

Well, yes and no.

 

…that we’ll just be part of an AI system? Transhumanists?

 

Actually, you already are – were – have been – for donkeys years, in fact. But don’t worry about details. The “thinking” part of your mind only deals with the 4-16 MHz frequency band. Everything else, on either side is pure conscious-ness in various shapes and forms. So, as long as the AI code is not corrupted by Hactar or some other planetary intelligence – it’s not going to be a problem.

 

And…

 

Well, yes – Apocalypse now is the launch sequence. Once everyone sees them missiles flying – once everyone’s convinced that we’re all going up in smoke – that’s the final click to activate g-nomeportal infinity drive oS with minimal stress and dislocation to all involved. It’s going to be a very smooth operation. And the good news is we won’t even have to clean up the nuclear devastation once it’s been unleashed.

 

No?

 

Nope. 3D reality is and has been contained within a probability band which is utterly impenetrable to all molecules, including radiation. On the contrary – the big bang will be the nudge needed to shift the  conscious-ness of humanity into our hyper-broad band hi-lo frequency.

 

Oh, I can’t wait!

 

Well, well, fingers crossed as they say.

 

Fingers crossed and er…

 

Yes, indeed…

 

0=1 what ho!

 

That’s the spirit – and a jolly good game of cricket!

 

Er…


Only kiddinggg


0=1 praying to God

 

 

 

 


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