introducing the photon app

 

Photons?

 

Yep.

 

As in sub-atomic particles?

 

Well, that kind of thing.

 

But you can’t seriously mean to say that you’re able to communicate with sub-atomic particles – or that they’re able to hear you, understand you or, God forbid, respond to you?

 

Mad, isn’t it.

 

Totally – off the Richter scale.

 

Tell me about it.

 

But this is for real? You actually believe it’s true?

 

No, I don’t believe it’s true – this isn’t really a belief at all.

 

Er…

 

Like – you don’t believe you exist – do you?

 

Well, actually I do.

 

Semantics, bro.

 

Semantics?

 

Word play. You believe you exist but not in an abstract way – do you?

 

No, not in an abstract way. It’s obvious that I exist – isn’t it – if you and I are able to talk to one another, touch one another, have a drink together or eat something…

 

Exactly.

 

And you mean to say your relationship with photons is no different? That it’s equally physical and tangible.

 

Yep.

 

But that’s insane.

 

Mad, insane – any more words?

 

But these are sub-atomic particles. What on earth could you possibly have to say to them, or do with them?

 

Well, that’s a good question, Sam.

 

Is it? I’m glad you think so. But go ahead – explain this to me. I’m more than skeptical, you know.

 

And so you should be. Great claims require great proof, do they not?

 

They certainly do.

 

Well, first of all, allow me to say that we are all – all of us are already interacting with photons.

 

We are? You could have fooled me.

 

Old joke – I won’t say it.

 

Say what?

 

Don’t worry – they know.

 

They?

 

Don’t worry.

 

No really, who?

 

They – our third party.

 

What third party?

 

Every system, every thing within that system has to have observers in order to fix it in the universal space-time continuum of consciousness, does it not.

 

Er…

 

Otherwise it’s just quantum noise.

 

Oh that.

 

Yes, that. So we have observers fixing, validating, attending to our dialogue – either now, or in the present or even the past – ultimately it doesn’t matter.

 

Spooky action at a distance?

 

That kind of thing.

 

And they know more than I do about what you’re saying?

 

Yes. They’ve been attending these dialogues for years now and, to a not inconsiderable extent, have been shaping them.

 

Really?

Absolutely. The observers are never quite, never completely passive or neutral – however great the distance, however hard they try.

 

Damn. Is that so?

 

Yep. But try not to swear – if you don’t mind – it disrupts the quantum field.

 

Oh – does it really?

 

Yes. Big time – well – in a very minor way, in fact, but we’re talking about major distances so even minor effects mount up and become serious

 

Serious?

 

Well, you know what I mean.

 

Ok. But this is weird.

 

I know.

 

These observers – this third party – how do they affect our discussion here if we can’t even feel them, let alone see them?

 

Well Sam, you can feel them, or you’d notice the difference if they were no longer present – no longer observing.

 

I would?

 

Absolutely. But regardless of whether or not you’re aware of feeling them – they’re present, and presence alone counts for something.

 

Oh.

 

And that’s why I mentioned the old joke – just because they’re heard it a hundred times, even if you haven’t.

 

But doesn’t that mean you’re the one who’s guilty of causing third party interference?

 

Yes, Sam, you could say I am. Or you could say that eventually quantum distances, whether through space or time, cause things to bend and turn back on themselves. Eventually any system becomes self-conscious; self-aware.

 

OMG. That sounds insane.

 

Yep. Things generally get or sound insane when you achieve the quantum scale.

 

Which is impossible for us humans – as is sub-atomic, if I’m not greatly mistaken.

 

Yes, generally speaking – but it’s scalable, in fact, and so the quantum scale is also present if and when you start to push against the boundary edges of the 3D frame we generally operate within, or go beyond them.

 

Oh. And you think you do?

 

It matters little what I think, does it Sam? If I do – then things generally start behaving in an increasingly strange way as things are only limited, sensible or constrained when contained within the regular 3D framework.

 

And photons?

 

And photons are something you become increasingly aware of as you spend more and more time travelling outside regular 3D reality.

 

You mean photons like little bits of light?

 

Yes – I mean photons which are certainly little bits of light – in the 3D sense.

 

And in the non-3D sense?

 

In the non-3D sense they are fundamental.

 

Fundamental?

 

Correct.

 

Which means?

 

Which means you can neither know yourself nor any thing else without interacting with them, or learning to interact with them.

 

G… And when you say “interact” – you make it sound like you’re actually communicating with them?

 

Correct.

 

As if they’re alive?

 

Correct. They are, in a sense, the bearers of life or consciousness, if you prefer.

 

They are?

 

Kind of, yes.

 

Kind of?

 

Kind of, yes, because in the quantum sense nothing is absolute or definite – we’re only ever talking about probabilities.

 

Because you don’t actually know?

 

Because things are not actually “things” in the quantum sense.

 

No?

 

No – more like probabilities in fields.

 

Oh. So it’s all very vague and wishy washy, is it?

 

You’d think so, yes, wouldn’t you, but in actual truth – no – these probabilities are remarkably resilient – like frequency bands. They’re like musical notes in an octave – they have their own fractions and degrees and you can feel what works and what doesn’t – what is harmonious and what is not.

 

Oh.

 

So, with photons – it’s a lot easier than you’d imagine because we’re essentially made of them.

 

We are?

 

Yes. We’re half light.

 

Half light?

 

That’s right.

 

And half….?

 

And half everything else.

 

Oh.

 

Not going into too much detail, otherwise it becomes hopelessly confusing.

 

So, if we’re half light – that means photons are part of us?

 

Correct.

 

And we can feel them?

 

Yep.

 

And they’re good?

 

Yes, you could say that. In fact, it’s an excellent definition – they are good.

 

Which means that everything else is bad?

 

That’s a logical fallacy.

 

It is?

 

Yes, the false dichotomy.

 

Er…

 

The assumption that if photons are good, then everything else is or must be “bad”.

 

Well, that does seem to be the logical inference.

 

Yes. It’s the either-or approach to things – which our beloved rationality seems to dote on.

 

Oh. Do you think so?

 

Whereas, in fact, photons being good could be like saying vitamins are good, or exercise is good.

 

It could? How so?

 

Well, of course vitamins and exercise are good – but then again, so is rest, and so is chocolate or even, God forbid, alcohol.

 

Oh! Do you think so?

 

Any thing can be good in the right circumstances. Even poison can act as medicine. The main thing is to be a little more aware of how the rational mind likes to pick winners – vitamins good – fat bad, or photons good, gravity bad whereas, in truth, behind these things there is a continuum, or a field in which things are not exactly what we imagine them to be – where things are in fact part of a deeper, underlying harmony or music which we ought to learn to feel and appreciate.

 

The music of life! Do you think that’s possible?

 

It might not just be possible. It might be necessary – or else we’ll all be a gonners.

 

Oh! That serious, is it?

 

Well, it’s either evolve or die.

 

Wait a second, Tom – isn’t this another or your false dichotomies?

 

It could be, Sam; it could be – but then again – there are many different ways of evolving.

 

Oh – that’s way too convenient for you to wriggle out of.

 

Well, if I’m right about probabilities – then we’re not really standing on terra firma at all.

 

No?

 

We’re only standing on something solid and meaningful if we remain in tune with our purpose, our system or our essence – all three words are partially correct.

 

And if we don’t?

 

Then what seemed like terra firma rapidly disintegrates, becoming quicksand or bog.

 

Yikes. So you think photons are the way forward?

 

Absolutely.

 

And why, if you don’t mind me asking?

 

Because we need to start reconnecting with the physical world around us.

 

Er…

 

It used to be the village, the forest, the field etc. when we still lived in nature. It still is for some people, but most of us presently live in big towns or cities – and nature is limited to a patch of sky overhead, a park, a few birds, bushes and trees. Whereas photons – they’re all around and they’re also the gateway to the infinite within.

 

Er… the infinite within? don’t you think that’s something of an exaggeration, Tom?

 

No, not at all. Once you start feeling and communicating with photons with intent – consciously – they open up the missing dimension.

 

The what?

 

The missing dimension – the quantum field – call it whatever you will – it’s where the rubber of consciousness hits the road of reality.

 

No, mate, you lost me there.

 

My bad, mate! When you start to connect with photons – your mind reopens channels which have been shut down for decades or even centuries.

 

What channels?

 

The channels which were open when people still lived in harmony with nature and nature spirits, or with God and demons – that kind of thing.

 

You mean with scary, weird stuff?

 

No, I mean with reality which is real but which doesn’t fit into the highly reductive square that 3D reality imposes.

 

You mean reality which is away with the fairies?

 

I mean reality which is in tune with all nature, not just the machine mind, the square, the either-or, friend of foe false dichotomy.

 

Oh, that’s what you mean. And so you’re willing to go off the reservation and start communing with sub-atomic particles to achieve your goal?

Well, if photons just happen to be the basis for all conscious-thought, then yes – I’m more than happy to start rediscovering the power and abundance of photons.

 

Abundance?

 

Yep. They’re limitless, and they are full of energy – much more than food or petrol can provide; and more to the point, they open up realms of our consciousness – like other dimensions of reality which are part of our inheritance – without which we’re never going to be really happy or fulfilled, without which we’re not going to be able to evolve and achieve a fuller connection with the universe itself – in all its abundance.

 

Sounds like messianic balderdash, if you ask me.

 

Yes, I agree.

 

You do?

 

Yes, it definitely sounds like balderdash – possibly messianic – or perhaps utopian, or spiritually enlightened or me knows not what; but ultimately the proof, as they say, is in the pudding.

 

D***! You think you can prove you’re right?

 

Well, it’s like one of those products they’re advertising on the internet – free one hundred day money back guarantee. If you like it – you get to keep it and pay the fee – if so you choose. If you don’t – you have nothing to lose.

 

Oh. So I’m supposed to start talking to photons, am I?

 

That would help.

 

It’s not really my style, you know.

 

No, I didn’t think it was.

 

So, it looks like you’re proof is not going to be testable on me.

 

Yep. There are plenty of others who will be willing to give it a shot. There’s no need for you to feel obliged to participate in this ground breaking research.

 

Did you say ground-breaking research?

 

Why, I believe I did.

 

But you know I’m a sucker for science.

 

No, are you?

 

Yes, of course I am.

 

Well, there’s an app in which you log certain aspects of your daily photon experience – and you have to take photos of yourself which are blank.

 

Blank?

 

Yes. They’re not interested in your face or appearance – just in your luminosity – your aura, if you like.

 

And the phone can do that?

 

Yes, it just a regular photo – or rather – a negative. The beloved AI then handles the rest. It generates an image or words for you to meditate on each day, to increase the photonic integration.

 

Er… did you say meditate? I’m not too sure about that.

 

Oh don’t worry – you just have to look at the image three times for twenty seconds that day – the rest happens in your sub-consciousness, or somewhere off-screen, at the back of your mind, in your photon belt, so to speak.

 

Oh. I can probably handle that. But what are the rewards?

 

They’re not actually advertised, as such, because this app isn’t intended to incentivise people – but there are rewards – only they’re all collected on the other side, in the photon belt, so to speak.

 

Which I don’t happen to believe in.

 

Be that as it may – the results are all collated anonymously and this science project is attracting ever greater numbers of willing participants. You can check the published results for the last two years online at photonomy.org

 

Hey – I just checked it – there’s nothing there!

 

Wait till you’ve downloaded the app and provided one month of data. Then you’ll be able to access the site and make your own conclusions.

 

Sounds like a scam.

 

Yep. But then again – if it’s not – how else are you going to get started? It’s like any investment – it requires a little time or patience at first.

 

But you’re not selling this at all well.

 

I don’t need to, do I?

 

Yes, you do.

 

How so??

 

Well, why else are you trying to sign me up for this d*** app if you’re so disinterested. What do you get out of it?

 

I’m interested in the science, as you say.

 

And?

 

And the million dollar sign up fee.

 

Million dollar?!?!

 

Well, yes.

 

A million dollars? For everyone you persuade to sign up?

 

Yep.

 

And me? How much could I make if I signed up someone else?

 

The same – once you’ve attained level three.

 

Oh, it’s definitely a ponzi scheme. I probably have to pay half a million to get to level one.

 

Nope. The app is ten dollars.

 

Oh.

 

And each level is usually about a month or two – depending on your aptitude.

 

So in six months – I could be earning a million dollars for everyone I sign up?

 

Yes, but if you reach level three that will be the least of your concerns.

 

Huh?

 

Because attaining the photon belt and getting acquainted with your photon field is the main reward, you know.

 

Oh – I’m sure you’re right, Tom, absolutely – science and light, for sure – but a million dollars or more… serious money! But who’s behind this? Who’s funding it?

 

No idea, Sam. I think it funds itself.

 

Er… how can that be?

 

Well, me thinks that light – that photons are essential and good.

 

Essential and good they may be – but money is money, mate and someone has to pay the bills, you know.

 

Well, Sam, I’m not going to argue with you – but infinity is rather more abundant than you might currently imagine, and this idea that we have to constantly struggle to make ends meet is, to the best of my knowledge, the product of trying to live within a 3D framework based on limited matter.  As soon as we start tapping into our photon account – we’re once again in tune with a more abundant, bounteous side of nature.

 

Is that so… Well, I’m sure I’ll agree with you when I’ve got a few million in the account. In the meantime – I’ll be downloading the app and trying the photons for all I’m worth.

 

Way to go, Sam!

 

So where do I find the app?

 

Ah… I forgot to mention…

 

Yes?

 

It’s a frequency band.

 

A frequency band? Well, where do I find it?

 

You don’t.

 

I what?

 

You don’t. It finds you.

 

It finds me?

 

Yes, when you come into range.

 

When I what?

 

When you come into range of its frequency band.

 

And when’s that?

 

That’s when you start to begin to feel the photon pull.

 

D*** you, Tom.

 

This has to come from the heart, or from the photons themselves, within you.

 

Nooooooo! This is absurd.

 

Don’t worry, Sam. I thought the same but as soon as you start wanting it and turning your mind and heart towards photons, the chances are that you’ll click into range in no time at all.

 

I will?

 

I wouldn’t be surprised.

 

And then?

 

And then you’ll find yourself downloading the app without even noticing how you did it. Your photons will momentarily take over and direct you.

 

Oh. That’s…

 

Yes. So, good luck, Sam.

 

 

Hey – where the heck did he go? Tom…

 

 

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